Kezdem en: Shakshuka! Olyan mint a lecso csak jobb.
Apritott paradicsom, hagyma, fokhagyma, komeny, fustolt paprika, so/bors, cayenne chili por, kalifornikai (vagy kapia paprika) osszerottyantva a tetejen tojas es mozzarella.
Gigantes Plaki: Gorog paradicsomos oriasbab porkolt a tetejen morzsolt fetasajttal
Dahl: Indiai kokusztejes spenotos csicseriborsofozelek
Jota (Isztriai Fozelek): Szloven krumplis savanyukaposztas babos fozelek
Sarkanyteszta: Thai/Malaj csipos lo mein teszta piritott kesudioval, szezammaggal, cukkini, kaliforniai paprika repa es ujhagyma rengeteg chilivel.
Kung Pao Karfiol (vagy Csirke): Rantott kukoricakemenyitos szezammagos karfiol, hazi sechuan szosz (gyomber, rizsecet, juharszirup, szezammagolaj), uvegteszta, piritott kesudio, mogyoro es kaliforniai paprika
Indian:
- Rajma masala (kidney beans)
- Dal Makhani (kidney beans + whole urad, probably my favourite)
- Chana/Chole masala, Sundal (chickpeas)
- Palak Chole (chickpeas + spinach)
- Kala Chana masala (black chickpeas)
- Lobia masala (black eyed peas)
- Aloo Matar, Mushroom Matar (green peas + veggies)
- Green Moong, Veg Tarka (mung beans)
- Vaal, Misal (sprouted bean curries)
- Many Indian Dal recipes
- Ragda Pattice, Ghugni (chaats, snacks)
- Dal Vada, Medu Vada (vadas)
- Besan Chilla, Moong Chilla, Dosa (crepes)
- Idlis (Rice-Bean Cake)
Middle Eastern:
- Harira (lentils,chickpeas. - soup, can be made as a stew. )
- Aash Reshteh (lentils,chickpeas - soup, can be mad
(Ξ³Ξ―Ξ³Ξ±Ξ½ΟΞ΅Ο Ολακί / gigantes plaki). An easy wholesome vegan dish. Ingredients: 500 gr of dried butter beans, 3 carrots, 4 onions, 3 cloves of garlic, 2 bay leaves, a few juniper berries, 1 teaspoon paprika, 1 soup-spoon salt, black pepper (to taste), 50ml wine vinegar, 100ml olive oil, 50gr tomato puree. Method: 1) place the beans in salted warm water and leave to soak for at least 6 hours 2) chop the onions and carrots into little cubes and place to fry in a deep pan with 50ml of the olive oil. Shallow fry till golden 3) add garlic and the beans 4) add juniper, bay leaves, vinegar, salt, pepper and paprika 4) add the tomato puree and 1 litre of water 5) add another 50ml of olive oil and leave to simmer in low heat for an hour 6) empty onto a baking tray and cook in the oven for 45β in 180 degrees Celsius.
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
