Dad picked up some cadmium, osmium, and lead

*Dad is hammering around in the garage*

Son: Whatcha doing?

Dad: I'm thinking about playing in heavy metal band

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I just saw a concert at my favorite auto shop.

They're a pretty good garage band.

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