I'm thinking of dying my fringes

That way year will surely have some highlights.

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👤︎ u/ricerly
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Fringe party [OC]
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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Fringe

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👤︎ u/tryanmax1
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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👤︎ u/tqgibtngo
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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I never thought I'd be into fringe sports......

...but I've taken a huge liking to golf.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2015
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The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Fringe by Tim Vine.

I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust

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Ad in local paper : 'Wanted Barber's assistant'

'Fringe Benefits'

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👤︎ u/Altar-83
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/CUB4N
📅︎ Aug 26 2015
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I told my boyfriend that I got an expensive haircut, but they left my bangs too long.

He replied, "too much bang for your buck?"

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👤︎ u/allsymbols
📅︎ Jul 13 2016
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Police arrest albacore abusers...

All part of the tuna-lick fringe.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Dad joked client

My client was showing off her budding fringe tree and said "The blooms come out and then the tree leaves" I said "Where does it go?"

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👤︎ u/rudderusa
📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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Dad dadjoked me twice in a row

My parents and I are just finishing up some Fringe on TV and my mom says, "You know that song 'I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so?'" And I say, "Yeah, I think that band is called The Vacuums or something."My dad says: "Yeah, that band really sucks." I look it up online and it turns out that band is actually named The Vapors. I tell my parents that, being a good guy and all, and totally willing to admit when I'm wrong, and my dad says, "Oh, that band? They really stink." I cannot wait. I CANNOT WAIT to be a Dad and tell Dad jokes.

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