Do french puns count?
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︎ May 16 2020
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Feb 09 2021
why do french people eat snails?
because they donβt like fast food
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︎ Mar 14 2021
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
When you want to throw things at French politicians, an egg is un Εuf
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Where do French criminals take baths?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Who's the best friend of a french mechanic?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What do you call a gay french man?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What is french slang for Cannabis?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.
It was painful π«π·π₯
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︎ Feb 20 2021
My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What's a french guy's favourite drug?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why do the French only eat one egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My French uncle Francois was a TERRIBLE father.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, βExcuse my Frenchβ after a swear word...
Iβll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What happens when a grenade goes off in a French bathroom?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Do French people play video games?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I don't like French pancakes
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︎ Mar 02 2021
French bread run amok
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Why are French bakers so feared in battle?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What game console do the French play the most?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why did the French Halloween ghost costume smell so bad?
Because it was made of old sheet.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What did the French monarchy do to bad pens?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My French pastry machine doesn't work anymore.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why are French omelettes small?
Because in France one egg is an oeuf.
(My children are not laughing)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely
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︎ Jan 20 2021
The first French fries weren't actually made in France.
They were made in grease.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What does a French put in his salad?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
My French friend said βHELP! Iβm in pain!β
Now I just need to get him out of that loaf
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why did the French surrender so readily?
They were scared Toulouse
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in grease!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because for them, one egg is un oeuff
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︎ Jan 24 2021
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