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Foundation Puns

A list of puns related to "Foundation"

Why do horse houses have such strong foundations?

Because that’s the best way to keep it stable.

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👤︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why is the SCP Foundation so terrible and frightening?

Because they have a lot of canons.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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If the Raspberry Pi foundation teamed up with Apple

they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.

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👤︎ u/theemptyqueue
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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My buddy, Evan, just got acquitted of all charges that he was imprinting his face in the foundation of a local housing project.

They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.

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👤︎ u/TheLocalVaultTecRep
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?

Red Croissant

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.

The plot thickens.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a foundation who donates seats?

A chairity

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👤︎ u/ItsArgon
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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My construction company failed after a competitor started a viscous rumor that I build houses without a foundation

It was a baseless accusation

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👤︎ u/36chambersoffun
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I have a rare condition that prevents me from putting on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, etc.

No really, you can’t make this up.

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👤︎ u/Cujo92
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Wife: Have you seen my foundation?

Me: Isn't it holding up the house?

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👤︎ u/texas1st
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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My personal trainer said flexibility is the foundation of good fitness...

I guess that all's well that bends well!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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My dad, an engineer for more than 30 years, saw me putting on foundation. He asked me what it was.

I told him it's foundation. Then he asks, "why, are you going to build a house on top of it?"

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👤︎ u/manicpixie14
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Dollar General asked me to donate to their Literacy Foundation.

I’m going to write it off.

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👤︎ u/PostCucumber
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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The Arbor Foundation asked my dad if he'd like to take a survey about their trees.

He said he wood.

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👤︎ u/dogsaretheanswer
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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Have you heard the legend of the rival twin brothers who laid the foundations for Google Chrome?

Chromulus and Chremus.

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👤︎ u/Austinja
📅︎ Mar 25 2017
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Hey! Did you know that rock and roll can be used as a foundation?

We built this city on it!

My gf rolled her eyes hard at me for this one.

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👤︎ u/cquehe
📅︎ May 01 2016
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I joined the Bladder Foundation and asked whether they needed anything else.

They said, "Urine"

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👤︎ u/hang_jin
📅︎ Oct 28 2014
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