Forgotten sibling

Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother Albert who was famous for his 6 ft wingspan..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A peasant's wife told him to go get milk for the baby. Dutifully, he went to the market with the baby and brought home a hefty jug of milk. "You've forgotten the baby!" she exclaimed.

"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catillionaire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I had forgotten where I threw my boomerang...

...but then it came back to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatisaginger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Mnemonic Plague can never be forgotten.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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β€œOh FUDGE!” I yelled as if I had forgotten something...

As we were driving by the chocolate store. Groans had by all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Everyone is afraid of snakes and spiders and sharks but you have all forgotten about the scariest animal of all.

The cari-BOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotThaaatDrunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Who is a famous Explorer from the past that has been largely forgotten?

Internet Explorer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I knew a great boomerang joke but I’ve forgotten it

It’ll come back to me eventually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaaaaxPower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Drawing I did a while ago that I’d forgotten about.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Rob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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When I went to the toilet this morning, I had completely forgotten that it was clogged from the night before.

And then it all came flooding back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I used to know how to throw a boomerang, but I've forgotten...

It will come back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__JPC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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A drunk guest returns to his hotel and says to the clerk "Hi. I've forgotten what room I'm in."

Clerk responds, "No problem, sir. This room is called 'The Lobby'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eccohawk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I was complaining to my dad that I had forgotten my matches after pulling my cigarettes from my pocket.

He said if you take one from the box and throw it away, it will become a cigaret lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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My brother is in town, and has forgotten the skills of our Dad.

Brother: Hey, can I take a shower?

Dad: As long as you put it back when you're done with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haferflocken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet? Boy: 26. Girl: I thought there was 21? Boy: No? Girl: β€œOh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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15 year old dad joke that I've never forgotten

So when I was a kid, my family and I were in San Francisco on a ferry to visit Alcatraz. We noticed an interesting Seagull that was hovering over our boat with no feet!

Me: Wow look at that seagull, it has no feet! Wonder what happened...

Dad: He must have been defeated...

Groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasmEludesYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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I had almost forgotten...

This popped up in my Timehop from when my daughter was 3...

Her: Mom, I can't catch up! Me: Can you mustard? Her: What? No... Me: Can you BBQ sauce? Her: Ummm, no? Me: AND you can't ketchup?! Her: You know what I like about you? You're funny.

Ahhh she's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalspaghetti
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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