Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother Albert who was famous for his 6 ft wingspan..
"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
...but then it came back to me
As we were driving by the chocolate store. Groans had by all.
The cari-BOO
It made a good ad visor.
Internet Explorer.
It’ll come back to me eventually
And then it all came flooding back to me.
It will come back to me.
Clerk responds, "No problem, sir. This room is called 'The Lobby'"
He said if you take one from the box and throw it away, it will become a cigaret lighter.
Brother: Hey, can I take a shower?
Dad: As long as you put it back when you're done with it.
So when I was a kid, my family and I were in San Francisco on a ferry to visit Alcatraz. We noticed an interesting Seagull that was hovering over our boat with no feet!
Me: Wow look at that seagull, it has no feet! Wonder what happened...
Dad: He must have been defeated...
Groan.
This popped up in my Timehop from when my daughter was 3...
Her: Mom, I can't catch up! Me: Can you mustard? Her: What? No... Me: Can you BBQ sauce? Her: Ummm, no? Me: AND you can't ketchup?! Her: You know what I like about you? You're funny.
Ahhh she's a keeper.
