A list of puns related to "Footwear"
Shoe fly don't bother me.
Hush Puppies
Choux-es and loaf-ers.
ah...Ah...AH-SHOE!
suffer the agony of defeat.
It's a real earshoe.
He said I have mage or healthy shoes.
I think it would be a real Shoe Inn.
Sock options
but his Shoes were too big to phil
Aaaa shoe!
Cashews
Slippers.
You could say they're your sole mates
I have too many to shoes from.
It was a flop.
Apparently he was only giving out one shoe per man.
Sneakers.
Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.
Me: I donβt think so... I almost wore my sandals.
Wife: That would have been vetoed.
Me: No, that would have been open toed.
They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.
Boo-ts
Iβd be socked!
A shoevenir
Cashews
You tell it to shoe.
Friend: Ugh, I was just in there to buy a new pair of sneakers. I didn't need to know the life story of that guy and why he was robbing the store, you know?
Dad: Friend, I love your shoes. ...But I wouldn't want to be in your shoes
but could we taco boot it later?
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