My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Did you hear about the beautician who flunked out of school?

She didn’t do her makeup work

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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The only course I flunked horribly in college was on Greek mythology.

It was my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I flunked out of college because I spent all my time working on a time machine only to find out it's impossible.

I guess I have no future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Did you hear about the photographer who flunked out of college

He didn't know how to focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z0mbietime
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Why did the cholo flunk cannibal school?

He couldn’t finish his ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoistlyHuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What happens when Peter keeps flunking exams?

He becomes a repeater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalekfromskaro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My old English teacher used to flunk us just for not using the active voice

He was very passive aggressive

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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