I don't know how to deal with this.
Every Saturday, I see him hitting new Lowe’s.
Nobody got higher than me.
I got a bee.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
She saw the sine.
Gonna call it Scarf-Ace
Plastic explosives
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
He's an arrow ace.
I just can’t deal with this any more.
The King of Spade.
He hit a glass ceiling.
It was a brie-ze
They didn’t see the sign.
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
I aced it!
Ace attorney's
I said alrighty then.
He winged it!
It was a bowlin’ ace.
alt righty then!"
It always has a flush.
The good news is I aced my IHOP interview
My doctor has prescribed me an ace inhibitor for my blood pressure
This was from a conversation my wife and I had yesterday. She asked me why I always go to Lowe’s instead of the local hardware store seeing as I’m all about supporting local businesses. I told her it’s because I take lisinopril and it’s an ace inhibitor.
It was ACE!
Chris P. Cream
Chris P. Bacon
Pete Zah
Barbie Q.
Q. Cumber
Okra Winfrey
Tom A. Tow
Zach N. Cheese
Drew Brie's
May N. Ace
Tuna Turner
Drew Berry
Parma Shawn
Because he's s-pine was acing.
They call me Scarf Ace
But I don't deal well with change.
An Ace of Spades.
I got so good with scarves, they started calling me scarf ace.
He caught him raising a racket.
.....he's a real scarf ace.
Me: “He was really good, he had like 30 aces”
Dad: “well he must of been cheating then... there’s not that many in a pack of cards”
Nobody got higher than me.
