"Herd of cows"
"Course I have, I go there every year for the regatta"
You cow herds!
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Stop me if you've herd it before.
Luckily, I was only grazed.
"That was fowl," I told my son.
He's so gull-able!
I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.
May he rest in fleece.
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
They were charged with attempted murder.
Iran.
As soon as he comes through the door his wife excitedly tells him "Henry! You would never believe it! The sheep have formed a Jazz band! Isn't that great?!"
Henry, annoyed, replies "I know Mary, I fucking heard them."
It was a cacawphony
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
I guess you could say they were Portuguese
It's a murder investigation.
Attempted murder
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
You run, you run so far away.
"Dad, it's not a flock of cows."
"OK, a pride of cows then"
"Not that either, why are you so lame?"
"I dunno, a gaggle of cows?"
"Dad, it's a herd of cows. Herd of cows!"
"Course I've heard of cows. Look at that gaggle over there"
Was much harder work than expected.
I hope that it works out well. I'm afraid I won't have the skills to pay the bills.
Because of Iran. Iran so far away.
Dad- Look over there, a flock of cows! Me- You mean a herd of cows? Dad- Sure I "heard" a cow, there's a whole flock of them over there!
Dad: there used to be a flock of buffalo here
Me: a herd of buffalo
Dad: yes I've herd of buffalo too
Dad said "Wanna know why one side of the V is longer than the other? There's more geese on that side!"
Ya got me.
I understand he was ostrich-sized.
"Herd."
"What?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there!"
My friend said "a herd of cows" "of course I've heard of cows, look there's a flock of them over there!" I never saw those men again...
"Herd' of cows, Dad."
"Of course I've heard of cows. Look, there's a whole flock!"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
Lizzy: Herd of cows, dad.
Dad: Herd of 'em? There's a whole flock over there!
"Look son a flock of cows"
"No, it's a herd of cows"
"Course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there"
My Dad says, "Son, do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?" I said, "No Dad, why?" He deadpans, "More geese on that side."
