"Herd."
"What?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there!"
You cow herds!
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Stop me if you've herd it before.
Luckily, I was only grazed.
"That was fowl," I told my son.
He's so gull-able!
I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.
It has more geese in it.
May he rest in fleece.
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
Iran.
They were charged with attempted murder.
It was a cacawphony
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
As soon as he comes through the door his wife excitedly tells him "Henry! You would never believe it! The sheep have formed a Jazz band! Isn't that great?!"
Henry, annoyed, replies "I know Mary, I fucking heard them."
I guess you could say they were Portuguese
It's a murder investigation.
Attempted murder
You run, you run so far away.
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
"Dad, it's not a flock of cows."
"OK, a pride of cows then"
"Not that either, why are you so lame?"
"I dunno, a gaggle of cows?"
"Dad, it's a herd of cows. Herd of cows!"
"Course I've heard of cows. Look at that gaggle over there"
Was much harder work than expected.
I hope that it works out well. I'm afraid I won't have the skills to pay the bills.
Because of Iran. Iran so far away.
Dad- Look over there, a flock of cows! Me- You mean a herd of cows? Dad- Sure I "heard" a cow, there's a whole flock of them over there!
Dad: there used to be a flock of buffalo here
Me: a herd of buffalo
Dad: yes I've herd of buffalo too
Dad said "Wanna know why one side of the V is longer than the other? There's more geese on that side!"
Ya got me.
I understand he was ostrich-sized.
My friend said "a herd of cows" "of course I've heard of cows, look there's a flock of them over there!" I never saw those men again...
"Herd' of cows, Dad."
"Of course I've heard of cows. Look, there's a whole flock!"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
Lizzy: Herd of cows, dad.
Dad: Herd of 'em? There's a whole flock over there!
"Look son a flock of cows"
"No, it's a herd of cows"
"Course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there"
My Dad says, "Son, do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?" I said, "No Dad, why?" He deadpans, "More geese on that side."
