Flock Of Sheep Puns

A list of puns related to "Flock Of Sheep"

I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...

Luckily, I was only grazed.

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👤︎ u/InevitableBobcat
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.

Stop me if you've herd it before.

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👤︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.

May he rest in fleece.

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👤︎ u/sheephound
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why could the flock of female sheep never remember anything? /r/Jokes/comments/f3aoj0/…
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👤︎ u/patchy72
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long....

At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.

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👤︎ u/buggaboobooy
📅︎ May 31 2019
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In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

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👤︎ u/robertmmoore143
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Dad jokes are the best

This happened before we were about to leave a crowded restaurant Dad: "What did one sheep herder say to the other?" Family: "What?" Dad: "Let's get the FLOCK out of here!" (he begins to laugh hysterically)

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👤︎ u/Felix25
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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