“Because she has no taste.”
Not even if it's a boning knife.
Dave reads her leaving note and thinks, "Great",
" I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone."
But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.
“Hmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought
These hoes ain't loyal
She walked up to him and said this isn’t working out.
I don’t think she appreciated being Mac’d on...
I took my dog called Pilky (named after Karl Pilkington) for a walk in the park. We stopped for a minute so he could have some fun in the grass, when this girl walks by.
Her: What a cutie
Me: Thanks, I just had a new haircut.
She gives me a puzzled look when suddenly she gets it.
She: that's funny.
Me: No, that's Pilky.
Me: What turns you on?
Her: Spontaneity.
Me: So if I spontaneously combusted that would just be like the hottest thing you've ever seen.
Her: sighs
Guess that’s why it’s called a Court room
You are being Sejuiced
I had eight texts this morning saying 'Hello HNY!'
"This is my partner here," she told me, tapping him on the shoulder.
He turned around and I said, "Nice to meet you, Here."
