A man walks into a fishmonger with a trout flopping back and forth under his arm and asks "Do you do fishcakes?"

Pointing at the fish, "Cos it's his birthday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skubbags
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a cod under his arm...

He says to the bloke behind the counter,

β€œDo you do fishcakes?”

The man behind the counter nods his head and smiles.

β€œYeah mate.”

Customer points to the cod under his arm.

β€œBetter make him one then mate, it’s his birthday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cromantica
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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