FamilyMart Puns

We were in the shaving section, my wife was looking for new razors. My 2 year old boy grabbed one of the combo packs, and I said "Hey! Put that Schick down!" My wife chuckled.

So my family and I are at a buffet and i asked a question... Me: "When I'm done eating, do you think I can run over to K Mart really quick?" Dad: "Why don't you walk over there..." Groans were made as we continued eating..