27 Hilarious Exorcist Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If you don't pay your exorcist....

Will you get repossessed?

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👤︎ u/DivInvstr

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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What happened when the girl didn’t pay her exorcist

Her soul got repossessed

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👤︎ u/vamplestat666

📅︎ Dec 23 2020

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Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?

Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.

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👤︎ u/Therapy_Gecko

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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You know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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👤︎ u/jalfredproofrock

📅︎ Feb 15 2020

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Being an exorcist is a great job.

If the customers don't pay their bill, you can go back and repossess their house.

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👤︎ u/GlassDeviant

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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My friend told me he's an exorcist

Still wondering what lead him to stop being an orcist

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👤︎ u/confusio92

📅︎ Apr 06 2020

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I got a letter saying I had to pay an overdue exorcist bill.

They said if I didn't, my house would be repossessed.

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway

📅︎ Oct 12 2016

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An exorcist went bankrupt.

His house was repossessed.

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👤︎ u/atomic1fire

📅︎ Oct 02 2017

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Who is the most recognized exorcist from Mississippi?

Elvis Possessedly

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👤︎ u/stgm_at

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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Why did the exorcist learn karate?

So he could beat the hell out of people!

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👤︎ u/TheManicMonocle

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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After the pro boxer retired, he became a successful exorcist.

He could beat the hell out of anyone!

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👤︎ u/Bubbachukk

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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I'm a big movie nerd. I have yet to watch The Exorcist, but I might knock it off my watchlist this Thanksgiving Break....

I don't know, something just possessed me to do so.

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👤︎ u/keysersoze1015

📅︎ Nov 16 2018

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I fell behind on payments for my exorcist...

I hope my house doesn't get repossessed.

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👤︎ u/A_perfect_sonnet

📅︎ Oct 15 2017

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What did the exorcist do when he didn't get paid?

He had the guy repossessed.

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👤︎ u/phil8248

📅︎ Jul 26 2013

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Why do exorcists moonlight as lawyers?

Because possession is nine tenths of the law.

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👤︎ u/finishedtheinternet

📅︎ Apr 08 2015

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If you don't pay your exorcist....

...you get repossessed.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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If you don't pay your exorcist back in time,

do you get repossessed?

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👤︎ u/itslikeleia

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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👤︎ u/Mojo884ever

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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I couldn't pay the exorcist.

So he repossessed my house.

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👤︎ u/shareinagroove

📅︎ May 14 2020

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If you don't pay your exorcist

Do you get repossessed?

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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What happens if don’t pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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👤︎ u/wmriceusa

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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So I forgot to pay my exorcist...

I got repossessed.

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👤︎ u/Jackvishs

📅︎ Jan 04 2018

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What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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👤︎ u/ryanconverse

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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Always pay your exorcist...

You might get repossessed!

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👤︎ u/tunayafish

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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Pay Your Exorcist

Hear about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist. Well she got repossessed.

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👤︎ u/DeanisBatman

📅︎ Jan 25 2016

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If you don't pay your exorcist, does that mean you get repossessed?

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👤︎ u/undeadbobblehead

📅︎ Apr 03 2016

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What happens when you don't pay for your exorcist?

You get repossessed

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👤︎ u/Shinokiba-

📅︎ Oct 31 2015

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