A list of puns related to "Hunchback"
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Son: Quasimodo?
Me: That rings a bell.
"I stand corrected."
I guess I always had a hunch
I named him pawsimodo :)
It wax just a hunch.
Turns out Quasimodo had a brother, Semimodo, who was also a Church bell-ringer and crippled. Instead of being a hunchback, though, Semimodo had no arms. He had to do his job by running along the rafter and striking the Church bell with his head.
One day he fell, a hundred feet to the ground. The head priest was asked to identify the body, and could only say "I don't recall his name, but his face rings a bell."
Hunchback.
Sister: How does a hunchback sleep?
Me: ... On their side?
Sister: No they close their eyes.
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