I am positive that there is something wrong with Quasimodo's back

Or it could be just a hunch

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Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.

Bells alright? Asks the barman. None of your fucking business he replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam14brfc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Quasimodo is suing Notre Dame Cathedral for the damage to his back from all the Bell-ringing.

I think he might be getting a big lump sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why are you going to the back doctor, Quasimodo?

I’ve got a hunch

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Quasimodo's brother

Turns out Quasimodo had a brother, Semimodo, who was also a Church bell-ringer and crippled. Instead of being a hunchback, though, Semimodo had no arms. He had to do his job by running along the rafter and striking the Church bell with his head.

One day he fell, a hundred feet to the ground. The head priest was asked to identify the body, and could only say "I don't recall his name, but his face rings a bell."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCheshireCody
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What did Quasimodo say while being whipped?

Beats me, but I have a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Quasimodo goes to the chiropractor. The chiropractor asks, "And what brings you in today?"

"Just a hunch."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Quasimodo's Replacement

Once upon a time Quasimodo was growing old and wanted to retire. Before he could, he had to hire someone new to ring the bells of the Church of Notre Dame in his place. He placed an ad in the newspaper but only one man showed up for the interview. This man happened to have no arms. The man begged Quasimodo to give him a chance, and that despite his appearance he could indeed perform the duties of the job. Quasimodo eventually caved and gave him a chance. The next day at 1:00 sharp they met in the bell tower. The man with no arms takes a wide stance near the edge of the room and charges directly towards the bell at a dead sprint. He smacks the bell squarely with his head and it produces a wonderful sonorous ring. Pleased with the results, Quasimodo tells him that if he can continue to ring the bell for the rest of the day he has the job. 2:00 passes and the man with no arms headbuts the bell twice, at 3:00 three times, and on and on until at 12:00 he produces only 11 rings before he was so disoriented and concussed that he charges right past the bell, over the railing, and falls to his death. The next day when the police investigate the mysterious death of an unknown man with no arms Quasimodo was asked if he knew anything about the dead man. He told them " I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bygles
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I got a hunch

...that my posture is bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BidetTheorist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....

...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swartz52
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why do we remember Pavlov more than Alfred?

Because the name Alfred rings no bell.

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Yeah, I've heard that...

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERO2020
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What Disney character solved the most mysteries?

Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeezuskryste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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A detecrive was investigating a murder over at the Disney Palace

Looking at his chart of suspects, he banged his fist against the wall, "It could be any one of these three!"

Then, a silhouetted figure spoke out, "It's suspect number 1."

"The one from Norte Dame? How can you be sure?"

Quasimodo then steps out of the shadows with a knife behind his back, "Let's just say that I've got a hunch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Did you hear about that fire at Notre Dame?

Nobody knows how it started but Quasimodo has a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Me: What’s the name of that hunchback of Notre dame again?

Son: Quasimodo?

Me: That rings a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bird-gravy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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We still don't know what caused the Notre Dame fire....

But Quasimodo has a hunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silver_facts
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Nobody really knows how the Notre Dame fire started

But Quasimodo has a hunch

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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