A list of puns related to "Exorciser"
He exorcises
It exercises
That's really nice of him. It's important that her demons stay healthy.
He was really into exorcising
It joins the IRS and begins repossessing houses
(My first attempt at a Dad joke)
He Exorcises.
Because they hate exorcising
Because theyβre always exorcising.
He did Crossfit.
Because people are exorcising.
They exorcise
I could use some exorcise.
Tell him to exorcise caution
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
Because they're scared to exorcise...
They exorcise regularly
They exorcise a lot.
He exorcised.
Me: I try, but my inner demons get the best of me. What should I do, doc?
My doctor: Exorcise three times a week.
They exorcise.
Dad: you know, when I die, I am probably gonna haunt you and this house
Me: Whatever, I'll just exorcise you..
Dad: Good! I'll be even stronger!
My dad's joke this morning: A man asked a priest to exorcise the demons in him. So the priest came and did the exorcism. When it came time to pay the priest for services rendered, the man couldn't pay, so the priest had the man reposessed. groan
Edit: spelling
Because they hate exorcising!
They exorcise
They exorcise.
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