Edible Puns

"That's nuts." I replied.

They call them Bloomers!

A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving

I haven’t got mush-room in my stomach.

A scarf.

We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.

Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.

The steaks had never been higher.

So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace but the dog notices this and starts to panic.

As he's about to run he sees some bones on the ground next to him, gets an idea and says loudly, "Mmm... That was some good lion meat!"

The lion screeches to a halt and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can" and then runs away.

Over in a tree, is a monkey who sees everything and realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion what happened and getting something in return.

So the monkey finds the lion and tells him what really happened.

The lion says to the monkey angrily, "Get on my back, we'll get him together".

So the monkey climbs on the lion's back and they start rushing back to the dog.

The dog sees them, realizes what has happened and starts to panic even more.

But then he gets another idea and shouts, "Where is that monkey!?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"

He's really pistachio

Me: Has the bread gone bad yet? Is it edible?

My dad: stares into me for at least 30 seconds.

My dad: No son, it's there for decoration.

At least I left on a high note.

I'll have to hide my dandelion salads elsewhere.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

It’s a high steaks situation.

Officials say the steaks have never been higher

Then it got 8.

that’s the pits

My slogan will be "You can't resist scarfing these down."

Will I get a pot belly?

They're called tater topps

Spoil.

is it classed as bitecoin?

Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"

but could we taco boot it later?

Pop-corny

After all, it is a form of car-rot.

You pour water on it. It makes a bag wet.

Alton was working with his prop Bessy the cow when he pulled a stool out from it.

Alto says "Do you know why this stool is so small?" No one answers. He said "because it's a sample."