It was an unexpected Journey.
Because you’re stuffing your face with it since you know you won’t see it again until next Thanksgiving.
You'll have the rest of your life to fix it
They’re not all mine.
I decided to turn over a new leaf
“Hi, how are you getting on?”
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
You wont believe what happened next!
Me: That’s.....a novel idea.
Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop
Old Man : "Never fall in love with a tennis professional."
Us : "Why Not?"
Old Man : "Because love means nothing to them."
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
Not yeet, son!
Son says,"Dad, I'm over here."
Now I go bicycling wherever I go instead. Besides being good for the environment, it saves on gas and gets me a good workout every time.
but people keep telling me it helps end orphans.
It was an unexpected Journey.
It was an unexpected Journey.
It was an unexpected Journey.
It was an unexpected Journey.
Son: "Dad, I'm over here..."
It was an unexpected Journey.
