My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...

"Or, well, Ian..."

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My fiance didn't think it was funny. I disagree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevCat14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...

Tea leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKiwiBlitz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I used to disagree with organ transplants...

...but I've had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.

I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Been told this was insensitive I disagree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssjallen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My 13yo has had enough. I disagree.

https://imgur.com/a/b4uxwBM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harryISbored
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, here’s some thing we can hopefully agree on.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?

Man goes to war

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Who am I to disagree?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweet___christmas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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As the man of the house, I always have the last word when my wife and I disagree about what to do.

Usually it's something like "yes dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StateOfContusion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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The pilot says that we're 30,000 feet in the air. I disagree.

There's no way there's 15,000 people on board.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you say when you disagree with Kia?

Nokia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killiomankili
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Any pearson can disagree to this
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My friend told me that you can't tune a fish. I disagree.

They have many scales but they are all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Diss a Gree? I disagree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedegame
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My girlfriend thought this wasn't funny, but I disagree.

We were going through the Halloween candy picking out what we want to keep and what we are going to donate. She found a little box of nerds and said she was going to keep them for my oldest daughter because she likes nerds. I replied proudly "I'd rather have her like nerds instead of jocks!." I laughed, she groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugeyetex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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At what time of day do Germans disagree?

Nein! (for this to be effective, say this quite loudly in a German accent.)

My dad loves this one, he always laughs the loudest at his own joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmpmpl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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I know a lot of people disagree about whether the Mongols had a navy...

But I think we should teach the khan-traversed sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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