If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.
I mean well.
People were offended when I told them a joke about oil.
They did not like my crude humor. I'll have to refine it.
Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier.
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.
Apparently everyone is offended by average jokes
Cos they're just too mean
I'm offended too
What did the fence say when someone said something mean about him?
"That's offensive"
An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
She'll be sari!
Was so hekkin offended my bro in law put hose before bros 😡🤬
Oh, so you get offended by Slav jokes?
Crimea river
Why are people with no legs so offended by jokes
Because they cant stand it
Why was the neighbor offended
Coz, the next door neighbor put a fence around his house
People who are offended by crucifixion jokes seem rather cross.
I don't understand what their hangup is.
Why are paraplegic people so easily offended?
They can't stand it
At work my boss said something that offended me. And when he wouldn't retract it, I walked out and I'm never going back, I'm through with that place. You know what he told me !!!
You're Fired !
What do you call dentures who are easily offended?
Sensitive teeth
Why didnt the sweet pickle get offended?
Cuz it was no big dill.
I'm not sure why the restaurant manager was all offended when he mistakenly asked how my chicken dinner was.
All I said was that it was really grouse.
I accidentally offended an Indian woman by using the wrong word for her clothing.
So I said sari.
What did the offended pollen say to the deplorable pollen?
You're a"pollen" (get it appalling)!
