Detent Puns

A list of puns related to "Detent"

My son got detention for misbehaving in P.E. The P.E. teacher told him he had to write an essay in the form of a report about a cricket match and he couldn’t leave until he’d finished it.

Less than 5 minutes later my son handed the essay in to the bemused teacher, and left detention.

The essay simply said:

“rain stopped play”

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👤︎ u/DannyGere
📅︎ Nov 05 2021
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My math teacher gave me a detention

it just doesn’t add up

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👤︎ u/mr-muscles
📅︎ May 08 2021
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Why did Margarine get detention?

Everyone butter was on time to class.

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👤︎ u/idontgiveAdam333
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why did the average statistics get detention?

Because it was very Mean Data!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school?!

The teacher woke him up, but he has detention now.

EDIT: *kid napping

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👤︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
📅︎ Aug 22 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at that school the other day?

They say he got detention for it

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👤︎ u/Sundayisgloomy_
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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My son came up with this at Home Depot

This is what he said: My freind whos a nail got bullied at school.

The screws called him a Flat Head

He got sent to detention cause he said "Screw You!"

It could use some work on his part but the concepts good

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👤︎ u/xX_ThatGuyLane_Xx
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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The choir boy went to detention

Looks like he got in treble.

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👤︎ u/Master_Redditer
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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Not a dad but work at a juvenile detention

The kids were having grapes for a snack. Several kids were complaining about the grapes. I told them "stop being ungrapeful and eat them, then you'll be grapeful." Right after I left for break and told them to "have a grape time". I'm proud and disappointed at the same time.

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👤︎ u/pandaNOpandaSTAHP
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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Watt's a unit of power?
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👤︎ u/drkhead
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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(Long one) a kid was told to learn the first four letters of the aphabet

He wemt to his mum, who was doing work, and asked, "mum, whats the first letter of the alphabet?"

Mum: Shut up and go away!

Kid goes to his dad, who just got a perfect score in darts, and says: Dad, whats the second letter of the alphabet?

Dad: 180!!

Walks to older brother who was playing batman video games: whats the third letter of the alphabet?

Brother: na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

Walks up to younger brother playing with toys: whats the 4th letter of the alphabet?

Brother: driving my little red car.

Kid rolls up to school, ready to recite the first 4 letters of the alphabet.

Teacher: whats the first letter?

Kid: Shut up and go away!!

Teacher: HOW MANY HOURS OF DETENTION DO YOU WANT

Kid: 180!!

Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Kid: na na na na na na na na BATMAN

Teacher: HOW DO YKU THINK YOULL GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?

Kid: Driving my little red car

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Pun finding help: immigration edition

If you have any ideas about puns involving the terms immigration attorney, immigration and customs enforcement/ICE, and puns about immigration detention that would be amazing.

You guys are immigreat, thanks so much!

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👤︎ u/_Noah271
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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What would Charlie Puth say to a bad student?

You just want detention.

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👤︎ u/jayandquita
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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My dad was in a rock n roll band in middle school

He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".

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👤︎ u/ProbablyNotCocaine
📅︎ Mar 01 2015
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