β€œSet desktop picture”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/richmonda14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?

A Dell Pickle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I always keep a shortcut of Nelson Mandela's photo on my desktop.

He's my favourite icon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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My desktop computer had been moving really slowly lately so I threw it into the ocean.

Now it’s a Dell rolling in the deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykickedmydog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?

Net n Yahoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabuTheBunny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Assphyxiation

Assphyxiation taken from the great contribution of /u/brother_p in /r/Whatcouldgowrong .. here

edit: Though the experienced really wrecked him .. the cub lived to see another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/direwolfed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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The Stock Market Movement

So there's two day traders looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. "What's the movement on desks and chairs?" asks the first stockbroker.

"Um, that's moving up," says the second. "We should get into it."

"Okay what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?" says the first.

"Yep, they're dropping," says the second. "We've got to sell that off."

"Okay what about paper? Is that moving?" says the first.

"Paper? No," says the second. "Paper is stationery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StreetfighterXD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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