What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?

Beep chirpy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byebyebyecycle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What is the number one reason for dry skin

Its a towel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autismos12345
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."

My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."

True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiWanKaDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towel!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stannaso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Sun dried laundry is always...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comedian-Federal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!

That was the solution!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?

He had no raisons to be...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutterlein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?

Because it's a little rough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollrobots
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I love my dry erase board...

it's re-markable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.

They make a prickly pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kadunk25
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry

I told them, β€œI have my raisins.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?

Gaiters.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I just got a dry erase board.

It's remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonAvenger_ZA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killjoy10021
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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I once tried to drink Canada Dry

Then they deported me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?

The guy says "no, just the one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Dried chillis are so unreliable.

They’re totally flaky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Canadian alcoholics are very mad at me

The commercial said Drink Canada Dry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....

Everything happens for a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?

I am remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioactivguy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Have a joke about paint drying

But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a cat that comes in from the rain?

A WAP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkReeses
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I live for dried grapes.

They are my raisin d'etre...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".

" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnusfeli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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How can you dry a mountain range?

On a cliffhanger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gannicusgota
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dry Erase Board

are truly remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosesActual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you do when your eyes are dry?

Moisturize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeakygg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ping_pong34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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