What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
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I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
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Sun dried laundry is always...
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My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!
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Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?
He had no raisons to be...
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Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?
Because it's a little rough
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I love my dry erase board...
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I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.
They make a prickly pear.
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The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
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My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, βI have my raisins.β
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
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I just got a dry erase board.
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I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
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I once tried to drink Canada Dry
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A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
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Dried chillis are so unreliable.
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Canadian alcoholics are very mad at me
The commercial said Drink Canada Dry!
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, βhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, βare you a vet?β
He said, βvet? Iβm fucking soakingβ
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What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Have a joke about paint drying
But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.
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What do you call a cat that comes in from the rain?
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I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d'etre...
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".
" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.
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How can you dry a mountain range?
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Day three: whatβs the leading cause of dry skin?
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Dry Erase Board
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What do you do when your eyes are dry?
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