Someone has been cutting corners.
I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"
He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."
(True story)
I think it's because they find it attractive.
Does that make you an ice cubicle?
People kept opening the cubicle door and saying, "Oi, pal, get out of the way, will you?"
My dad is out of the country with a cruise and texted me. I told him to Facebook message me so as to not waste his roaming minutes.
His response: Roming on Friday. Florencing tomorrow. Francing today."
I laughed in my cubicle and refused to explain why.
I was sitting at my cubicle when my 40-ish boss who is a dad came in-
Boss: Could you do me a favor.
Me: Yes, what is it?
Boss: Print the presentation and bring it to my desk
Me: Surely
Boss (without missing a beat): Please don't call me Shirley.
I started my internship today at an environmental consulting firm. My boss was introducing me to a colleague.
Boss: "This is Ellie-okay, he's the summer intern and he's studying civil engineering."
Colleague: "I can tell, he's very polite."
All the guys around his cubicle groaned while the three of us let out a big laugh. I think I'm gonna like working here.
I'm in my bosses' office talking about moving to a fancy new office with lots of space.
Me: "Instead of cubicles can we put small teams in wigwams?"
Boss: "Probably not. Why?"
Me: "Because then we can tell everyone that software development at {companyName} is in tents."
Boss: "Sigh... don't you have work to do?"
If you program in Python, does that mean you're a parseltongue?
It got a good groan in a three cubicle radius.
For some reason, Hammurabi's Code came up in discussion at work. We look it up and one of the rules I read out loud is:
"If any one is committing a robbery and is caught, then he shall be put to death."
From another cubicle comes "You mean a hammurobbery?"
Groans were had.
A co-worker yelled from his cubicle. "Hey Stiffolous, can you see me after?" A different co-worker was walking between us when he asked and co-worker 2 said "He can see you now."
