Gleaming The Cubicle
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My cubicle buddy Dale is a true Dad imgur.com/h46mpw3
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👤︎ u/jeremiahdc
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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This is what happens when you work in a cubicle.
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📅︎ May 14 2019
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My coworker Jim sits next to another coworker, Collin. One day, Jim replaced the nametag on his cubicle to also say Collin

I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"

He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."

(True story)

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👤︎ u/peoples888
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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My coworkers can judge all they want; it's my cubicle and I'll dew waterever I want. imgur.com/egcHzrc
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👤︎ u/dishie
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle

I think it's because they find it attractive.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Poor Ted
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📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Where do penguins sit at work?

In ice cubicles.

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👤︎ u/Lovina9
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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If you're cold at your desk...

Does that make you an ice cubicle?

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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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I blocked a public toilet the other day.

People kept opening the cubicle door and saying, "Oi, pal, get out of the way, will you?"

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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Roaming minutes

My dad is out of the country with a cruise and texted me. I told him to Facebook message me so as to not waste his roaming minutes.
His response: Roming on Friday. Florencing tomorrow. Francing today." I laughed in my cubicle and refused to explain why.

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👤︎ u/chops51991
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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My boss dad-joked me in the office today...

I was sitting at my cubicle when my 40-ish boss who is a dad came in-

Boss: Could you do me a favor.

Me: Yes, what is it?

Boss: Print the presentation and bring it to my desk

Me: Surely

Boss (without missing a beat): Please don't call me Shirley.

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First day at work

I started my internship today at an environmental consulting firm. My boss was introducing me to a colleague.

Boss: "This is Ellie-okay, he's the summer intern and he's studying civil engineering."

Colleague: "I can tell, he's very polite."

All the guys around his cubicle groaned while the three of us let out a big laugh. I think I'm gonna like working here.

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👤︎ u/Ellie-okay
📅︎ Jul 01 2014
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One from work a few years ago.

I'm in my bosses' office talking about moving to a fancy new office with lots of space.

Me: "Instead of cubicles can we put small teams in wigwams?"
Boss: "Probably not. Why?"
Me: "Because then we can tell everyone that software development at {companyName} is in tents."
Boss: "Sigh... don't you have work to do?"

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👤︎ u/nerfyoda
📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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Dad joked my friend whose a programmer

If you program in Python, does that mean you're a parseltongue?

It got a good groan in a three cubicle radius.

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📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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Hamma-what?!

For some reason, Hammurabi's Code came up in discussion at work. We look it up and one of the rules I read out loud is:

"If any one is committing a robbery and is caught, then he shall be put to death."

From another cubicle comes "You mean a hammurobbery?"

Groans were had.

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👤︎ u/drkhead
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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I was about to walk into the batroom

A co-worker yelled from his cubicle. "Hey Stiffolous, can you see me after?" A different co-worker was walking between us when he asked and co-worker 2 said "He can see you now."

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👤︎ u/stiffolous
📅︎ May 03 2014
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