Venetian blinds were a really crucial discovery for humanity,

Because otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Nearing the finish line, a marathon runner was so driven to win, that even when he pooped his pants, he continued on. When asked what he felt at that crucial moment, he replied...

"Undeterred" / "Undie turd"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_noid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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