This bearded man with crooked teeth and dirty clothes knocked on my door.

He said, "Have you got a place to sleep for the night?"

I said, "Yes, but thank you for the offer," and closed the door.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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Pumpkin Carving

When I was growing up and transitioning from baby to crooked adult teeth, my dad used to sit me down and tell me to smile. He would then pretend to carve the pumpkin's smile to look like mine and tell me how perfectly scary it was.

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👤︎ u/justkayla
📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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