A Teacher asked his student How many runs can a ball get you in cricket...?

He replied Six-Sir

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What do you have when you've got a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in another?

A big damn cricket

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Never date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

Thank you for the awards

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