It was Ancient Grease.
Last time i bake muffins while i nap.
If you have wine from that time is it genuine?
I left my brownies in the oven too long
I need to find a pug socket
But he just wasn't using the right Al Gore-ithm
But a lot less Gore-y
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!
The main frames are key
That’s a ton of money!
...turned out grainy.
Busted
He thought it might be argh-mageddon.
I won’t forget to remove the brownies from the oven next time.
A skeleTon
I'm puzzled.
It was won ton.
It was wonton
He really raised the bar
Hal-E-Berry.
I forgot to take my cake out the oven...
(Yes, all credit goes to Sorted Food)
So you could say Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine.
As I was filling out the entry form, I said to the girl: "If I win this, I can re-tire!"
She didn't even acknowledge the joke.
If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000, I would officially own a millennial falcon. I wonder how fast it could do the kestrel run.
He said “Woah, that’s a ton of stuff!”
A one ton wonton.
They just turned 18 so they're legal now!
I am sure he is real proud if this one 🙄
https://imgur.com/gallery/CRiGc
I left my food in the oven for too long.
It was won ton
I left my pizza in the oven too long
I left the brownies in the oven on accident!
Left the brownies in the oven for too long.
That's the last time I'll leave the brownies in the oven whilst I take a nap, that's for sure
It was Won Ton
Wonton.
