Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
Each year 100 million birds die in the US by crashing into Windows...
I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.
doctor 1: this sailor broke his nose from crashing onto land.
doctor 1: Luckily they're just mariner injuries.
doctor 2: are you shore? they seem pretty bad to me.
doctor 1: nonsense, you can seafarer self.
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Why didn't Henry Ford drink after crashing his car?
Why do US Navy vessels keep crashing?
Because America has no sensor ship.
WhatsApp keeps crashing on my phone and won’t run properly, so I’ve downloaded something called “The Bugs Bunny” to fix it…
Did you hear about the Coca Cola truck crashing into the sheep farm?
How do scientists measure things crashing into each other?
If a boat is on trial for crashing into a dock...
...does it get a jury of its piers? Because that seems a little unfair
On seeing a video of a dude jumping on a table, slipping, and crashing to the ground
"You know what that's called? Parfloor"
Dad dropped this one on us yesterday when we were watching a video clip of someone crashing his race car.
Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"
A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted,
Dad
My son asked me how often planes crash
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
if you crash your car in your driveway who do you blame?
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!
My computer crashed....
Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
I don't think she was impressed with me
What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?
What do Egyptian bus drivers buy when they crash?
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it
What do you call it when a lorry of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
So, 3 nuns die in a car crash and end up before the gates of St Peter....
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
If a telescope crashed into a microscope
would it be a kaleidoscope?
What do you call a Tesla that was in a crash?
Why did the chivalrous driver cause a car crash?
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
Why did the computer crash?
I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
What’s a crash test dummy’s favorite song?
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Why can’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
I taught my dog how to drive, but he had a crash
He forgot to put the car in bark
I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
My wife told me to be more in touch with with my feminine side....
Crashed my bike into a wall today...
That’s wheelie unfortunate.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
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