Where does a nun buy her cowl?

At the Habit-ashery

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What does Batman’s cowl show the lower half of his face?

So the police can see he’s white and not blast him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The electrician doing some work in my house today is definitely a dad.

An electrician I hired to do some work in my house today has been tasked to install a combination heat lamp / exhaust fan unit in my bathroom. After installing it though, we found out the fan has a defect and its blades are slightly clipping the cowl.

Me: "Well, that sucks."

Him: "That's what it's supposed to do."

I walked right into that one.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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Cow jokes

My carpool buddy was hitting me with these on the way to work today.

"What car do classy cows drive? "

  • Cowdillacs

"What cars do redneck cows drive?"

  • Cowmaros and Moostangs. I added that they are also a fan of COWl induction.

"Who's the longest standing baseball player?"

  • Cowl Ripken

"Have you heard of the famous bovine biologist, Jaques Cowsteau?"

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