Countdown Puns

A list of puns related to "Countdown"

Remember to lift your left leg up off the ground during the New Years countdown

So you can start the New Year off on the right foot

Edit: Thanks for the silver

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👤︎ u/crustydog19
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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The new year eve countdown has begun
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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I was watching the new year countdown....

and I dropped my dang glasses, but when I looked up suddenly everything was 2020.

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👤︎ u/CapnGus
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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As seen on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
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👤︎ u/thedickofharambe
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Every year on New Year's Eve, when everyone's counting down the final 10 seconds to ring in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes

that way I always start the new year off on the right foot

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👤︎ u/underwatercardreams
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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The Binal Countdown imgur.com/lovFlM6
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👤︎ u/BengalClaws
📅︎ Jun 06 2015
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My girlfriend had The Final Countdown stuck in her head...

She said "where did that come from!"

"Europe."

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👤︎ u/akme777
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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What do you call a clock made out of records?

Its the vinyl countdown

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👤︎ u/Palemom
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?

The Vinyl Countdown

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👤︎ u/spaghettios32
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?

Its the final Final Countdown countdown.

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👤︎ u/Icecreep109
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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Going through clothing at work.

A customer was interested in a jacket that was on clearance. It was missing its tag, and was the last of its kind. My coworker did some digging and found the model name. A while later, I asked him about the jacket

Me: So this jacket is called the Countdown?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: And this is the last one?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: Oh, so this is the Final Countdown!

My coworker groaned loudly and slapped his face with the palm of his hand.

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👤︎ u/avisser
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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Only once every year

Every year after the countdown to proclaim:

I haven't eaten since last year!!

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👤︎ u/aussieaussie_oioioi
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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This Year: 2019 is the start of a countdown.
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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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