Remember to lift your left leg up off the ground during the New Years countdown

So you can start the New Year off on the right foot

Edit: Thanks for the silver

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The new year eve countdown has begun
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I was watching the new year countdown....

and I dropped my dang glasses, but when I looked up suddenly everything was 2020.

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As seen on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
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Every year on New Year's Eve, when everyone's counting down the final 10 seconds to ring in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes

that way I always start the new year off on the right foot

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The Binal Countdown imgur.com/lovFlM6
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My girlfriend had The Final Countdown stuck in her head...

She said "where did that come from!"

"Europe."

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What do you call a clock made out of records?

Its the vinyl countdown

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What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?

The Vinyl Countdown

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Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?

Its the final Final Countdown countdown.

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Going through clothing at work.

A customer was interested in a jacket that was on clearance. It was missing its tag, and was the last of its kind. My coworker did some digging and found the model name. A while later, I asked him about the jacket

Me: So this jacket is called the Countdown?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: And this is the last one?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: Oh, so this is the Final Countdown!

My coworker groaned loudly and slapped his face with the palm of his hand.

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Only once every year

Every year after the countdown to proclaim:

I haven't eaten since last year!!

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This Year: 2019 is the start of a countdown.
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