List of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown episodes Puns

The last two are Portuguese.

because he was in the middle of 9 11

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

The other 2 jumped out of the way.

Riceless

It was the list I could do

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

1. alright
2. alright
3. alright
4. alright
5. alright
6. alright
7. alright
8. alright
9. alright
10. absoutely briliant

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).

I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.

Purrrr-ple

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”

Number 3 will shock you

..a duel meaning.

This phenomenon is known as many-paws.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

... I haven't peed since last year!"

I couldn't be more proud

But you have to prove your jokes can land.

But No pun in ten did.

The remaining 2 jumped out of the way.

1. great

2. great

3. great

4. great

5. great

6. great

7. great

8. great

9. great

10. An absolute cracker

...It was Kief or Southernland

Those who know binary and those who don't.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

Because the rock is a little meteor.

I guess that's just the Al Gore Rhythm.

Carter Burr

I’ve never been so proud of him. My wife’s sigh and eye roll made it that much better.

Now what’s left is Yellow Pages

When it's fully groan.

Happy Father's Day! 🥳🍰🎈

I told him it was too dear..

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

Me: 0mg!

Post Picards

It's driving me nuts.

I became trans parent.

Those who understand binary and those who don’t

He’s low key

I took him to the bar and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He wants to be a web designer.

Because they were holding an AA Meeting

She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.

Those who do and those who don't.

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...