Conflict Puns

A list of puns related to "Conflict"

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.

Who wants some?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on high conflict personalities I'd ordered still wasn't in.

"It's not our fault" said the librarian,

"That's the one" I replied.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Fake conflict

People keep talking about the Middle East as if it’s an actual place, but I don’t think it Israel

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👤︎ u/Doblanon5short
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.

Gorilla wharf heir.

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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We should throw durex in conflicts.

We know they gonna blow up anyway.

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👤︎ u/dancccasf
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Who says a little conflict is bad?

Tension is what keeps my shoulder blades together!!!

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👤︎ u/sweetinasense
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Why did CJ's voice actor have a conflict with Rockstar Games?

Because the envelope he got on pay day said 'Respect'

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👤︎ u/rayblu_reddit
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?

Because they have lots of animes.

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👤︎ u/zainchupacabra
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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If two countries in Africa were in conflict, reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/Darkborders
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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Putin all jokes Assad, I'm going to watch the Syrian conflict evolve Obama self at home.
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👤︎ u/oi_peiD
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
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👤︎ u/tdenlisoz
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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This Holy Land conflict, I can't even...

The struggle Israel.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Apr 01 2015
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Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke

So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."

To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."

Think he'll still date me?

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👤︎ u/ctrembs03
📅︎ Sep 15 2014
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ May 06 2019
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