You know what's funny? The wu chu war in China in the 4th century bc.

What? Tzu-Sun?

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China just found the first person to get coronavirus

His name is Ah Chu

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Posted on behalf of my actual father who thinks he’s hilarious πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜‚

We all know that pokemon evolve after being trained for a while. There is a little known fact that some PokΓ©mon evolve into different PokΓ©mon based on how you raise them.

For example,did you know if you raise a pikachu badly it evolves into a nasty little PokΓ©mon called pissed-at-chu!!

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I saw a pokemon snooping on me in the shower

I think it was pik-at-chu

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Why can’t you let a PokΓ©mon in the bathroom while you’re showering?

Because he might Peek-at-chu.

Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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The opposite of a Hitler mustache

Jew Man Chu

So some coworkers were recently discussing what a fu manchu was and it was pointed out that the space under the nose is typically shaved, basically making it an inverted hitler stache

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My dad just dropped this one as I'm trying to locate a magizine to roll up

Me: Ew Dad there's a beetle on the wall!

Dad: Wait which one?

Me: The wall right across from me!

Dad: No! Which Beatle? Ringo? John?

He hasn't stopped laughing and won't help me get the beetle.

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The most expensive diamond in 2017 sold for $71.2 million USD

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

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You know what a will is, son?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why did you report the PokΓ©mon to the police?

He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why don't you undress near Team Rocket?

They might take a peek at chu

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What did the New-Zealander Statue say to the Jewish statue?

"Hey bruh, 's dat chu?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What did the mathematician say upon leaving the party?

Cal-chu-later

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She needed to prepare for trouble, make that double!

Today a student of mine was wearing a Pikachu onesie for pajama day at work (a junior in h.s.).our conversation went like this. If she wasn't in anime club with me I would have left her alone.

Me: did your wear that so guys would want to take a peek-at-chu?

Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, please stop

Me: why? You scared they won't choose you?

Student : I'm going to stop talking to you now

Me: don't be such an Ash

Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, you need to stop!

Me: c'mon student, you gotta Ketchum to my jokes

Enter the rest of my class groaning, it was a good day. Good thing I stopped before they threw Brocks at me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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(PokΓ©dex speaking) Enjoys playing hide and seek. Is known for its sneezing.

Peek-a-chu

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My father, everyone.

My dad runs in my room and drops his phone in my lap, and I'm shocked to see he went Pokemon hunting without me, and even more shocked when I saw he caught a Pikachu. The shock level went even higher when he said,

"Guess who got a Pika? Not chu!"

Major facepalm.

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Was watching Mulan with the family. During the draft scene, the emperor's assistant guy calls out a family name.

Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family" My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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What do you call a guy who is half Mexican and half Chinese and only wears one sneaker?

Juan Chu

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China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus

Ah Chu

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Why The Wise Man Smoke?

Because a Fu Man Chu!

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