Cho Puns

A list of puns related to "Cho"

What's it called when the heir to the throne gets Covid?

Coronation Day

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/spmgd
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 18 2020
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My wife groaned at this one (Not in the sexy way either...)

One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.

Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.

(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)

Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."

Wife: "What?! Why?"

Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."

Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.

Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)

Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!

Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hephaestus1219
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 21 2015
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Do you have to go to school to drive a train? or do they just TRAIN you on the job?
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/chuckycheesefiend
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 15 2019
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What do you call cheese which isn't yours?

Na-cho cheese

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DeletedForSpamm
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 03 2020
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Knot knot

Shoes there.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ramichaud
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 03 2018
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what is a horses favorite food?

Neigh-chos

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/boxymcboxbox
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 02 2018
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Daughter can dad

Me: spell i cup

Daughter: dad everyone knows that one, Iā€™m not spelling that! Spell ihop

Me: I ate cho pee...

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thegoodwookie
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 01 2019
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