A steampunk.
Neither have i.
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
No, he covered his tracks.
(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)
Because they Chewchew
I learned next to nothing.
I said, βIβm not sure; itβs hard to keep track.β
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
A loco motive.
He choo it
Kingβs Crustacean π
His name is.....
Choo choo Twain!
I said, "Canβt say for sure, itβs so hard to keep track!"
He had loco motives
Choo-choo thirty, I'd say.
Because it choo Choos.
She asked, βDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?β
In my best bear voice, I replied, βNo thanks, Iβm stuffed.β
I told her: No, it's growing on me
Achoo choo train!
Choo Choo, was born at 3:30pm today weighing 6lb 8oz.
Lots of training
You should have choo chood.
Dick and Bob caught a bunny.
They were still arguing when the train hit them tho π
One goes CHOO-CHOO and the other goes SPIT THAT GUM OUT!
So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.
12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.
Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]
6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.
Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?
12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?
Me: Because I've got loco motives!
At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.
"Revolting!"
AhChoo-D2
Ah-choo
Na-choo
So I asked my Russian friend what the Ρ conjugation for Ρ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ is, to which he replied Ρ ΠΎΡΡ which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."
Choo-Choona
A-choo choo!
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I said, βI'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.β
You choo
βHow many trains have you derailed to date?β I replied βItβs hard to keep track.β
It goes Choo Choo!
His name was Choo Choo
Choo Choo!
