Choo Puns

A steampunk.

Neither have i.

I learned next to nothing.

A loco motive.

His name is.....

Choo choo Twain!

I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

King’s Crustacean 🚂

You choo

Choo-choo thirty, I'd say.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

Because it choo Choos.

Achoo choo train!

He had loco motives

Choo Choo, was born at 3:30pm today weighing 6lb 8oz.

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

You should have choo chood.

I told her: No, it's growing on me

Lots of training

She asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞

Dick and Bob caught a bunny.

One goes CHOO-CHOO and the other goes SPIT THAT GUM OUT!

So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.

12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.

Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]

6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.

Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?

12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?

Me: Because I've got loco motives!

At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.

Choo Choo!

"Revolting!"

AhChoo-D2

Na-choo

So I asked my Russian friend what the я conjugation for хотеть is, to which he replied хочу which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."

Choo-Choona

A-choo choo!

Everyone's looking for a peek at'choo.

Turns out that there's trains that are pretty prominent at night. Was sitting at work when I get the text informing me:

Her: "So, turns out that there's trains at night around here.."

Me: "Well, guess you'll just have to try sleeping, you got work in the morning."

10 min later

Her: "Another one.. Wooo!"

Me: "Choo* trains go choo."

Her: "... I'm going to bed."

I thought it was clever.

Dad "What's the difference between a teacher and a train when it comes to gum?"

I thought long and hard and couldn't figure it out. "I don't know."

Dad "A teacher won't let you chew any gum, but a train says "Choo Choo!"

"A hai-choo!"

She learns from the best ;-)

Now it Choo-choo chews!

I said, “I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”

It goes Choo Choo!

“How many trains have you derailed to date?” I replied “It’s hard to keep track.”

His name was Choo Choo