A list of puns related to "Choo Choo Train"
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
A loco motive.
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
I said, "Canβt say for sure, itβs so hard to keep track!"
She asked, βDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?β
In my best bear voice, I replied, βNo thanks, Iβm stuffed.β
Achoo choo train!
So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.
12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.
Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]
6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.
Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?
12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?
Me: Because I've got loco motives!
At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.
Turns out that there's trains that are pretty prominent at night. Was sitting at work when I get the text informing me:
Her: "So, turns out that there's trains at night around here.."
Me: "Well, guess you'll just have to try sleeping, you got work in the morning."
10 min later
Her: "Another one.. Wooo!"
Me: "Choo* trains go choo."
Her: "... I'm going to bed."
I thought it was clever.
Dad "What's the difference between a teacher and a train when it comes to gum?"
I thought long and hard and couldn't figure it out. "I don't know."
Dad "A teacher won't let you chew any gum, but a train says "Choo Choo!"
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I said, βI'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.β
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