A list of puns related to "The Box Tops"
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
Dad (sitting at the kitchen table) "GASP A CEREAL KILLER!!"
I died.
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.
It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!
"...I thought that was quite good seeing as it said "2 to 4 years" on the box"
Courtesy of my dad today. Top joke, pops.
So my co-worker and I were near the Ladders and Step Stools aisle and she asked me:
Co-Worker: Hey, could you take this box and put it on top of the shelf please?
Me: Sure but I'll need that ladder over there or a step stool. Preferably the latter since it's closer.
Then she goes and takes a ladder and brings it to me.
Co-Worker: Here ya go!
Me: That's not what I asked for.
Co-Worker: B.. But you said you wanted a ladder didn't you?
Me: Did I?
Co-Worker: You said you wanted the ladder because it was... Oh I see. Rolls eyes
So I was at a baseball game with my dad, and a beer salesman was moving through the isles. He was carrying a box with beer cans in it, and a bag of ice on top. He was yelling "Beer on ice!" So my dad turns to me and says "looks more like ice on beer to me."
Dad and I would be innocently walking around the food store and happen upon the prepared foods aisle when he would notice the Hamburger Helper boxes. He'd laugh to himself, just thinking about the lame joke he always tells before it even comes out of his mouth.
"What do you call a masturbating cow?!"
Normally the way a joke works is you wait for someone to interact with you, answer your question or at least acknowledge that you're telling a joke - not my dad. He yells at himself at the top of his lungs.
"BEEF STROGANOFF!! ...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Really loudly. Way louder than any person should ever speak indoors. ..I miss him.
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