How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
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Why couldn't the chili practice archery?
So I was at Chili’s the other day and when a waiter came to take our order, I asked him to turn the heat up and when he asked why
I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. I’m now banned at all Chili’s restaurants in the USA
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
What do dead Norseman like in their chili?
Irish Chili
*in your best Irish accent
why does Irish Chili have 239 beans?
If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?
I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.
My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...
I’m gonna make chili on Sunday
I’ll be charging one sup per bowl
What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
Why didn't they make chili in ratatouille?
They'd have to call it ratatooty.
Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?
Because he was always jalapeño grill.
Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?
How do you know when a chili pepper is getting a bit too nosey?
When it starts getting jalapeno business.
My mom refused to tell me her secret chili recipe until she was 85 years old.
Then she spilled the beans.
Why was the chili considered nosy?
He was jalapeño business!
My sister made chili out of pumpkin pie mix..
I guess anything is "so-chili" acceptable these days..
Taken On way to work today - Chili Today, Hot Tamale!
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.
Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.
Why does 239 bean chili only have 239 beans?
Because if it had one more it would be too farty.
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