Just a quick shout out to my favorite Jewish bread.

Challah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.

All I said was there's no challah cost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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If Gwen Stefani was jewish

Wouldn’t it have been Challahback girl?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossmoss91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Him: Ready for our date? Her: Yeah. Lunch is on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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How did the German baker greet his customers every morning?

Gluten Tag....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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How do Jewish bakers greet each other?

Challah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbychris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Jews are an ethnic menorah-ty...

...which might explain why they get to take so many challah-days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plushcoots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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I let my wife borrow a loaf of sweet Jewish bread, but she never returned it

Cause she ain't no challah back girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clambake42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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I worked at a summer camp once. My dad dropped me off on cultural day.

I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."

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Just pulled this one on my family

Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.

Wife: oh-kay....?

Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.

Wife: (blank stare)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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