Challah Bread Puns

I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."

Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.

Wife: oh-kay....?

Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.

Wife: (blank stare)