Made a mistake of asking for a cappuccino in Bali.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Won_dream
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why was cappuccino angry?

Because his date was latte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvisibleImpostor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when I got it there was too much milk and not enough coffee

Better latte than never I suppose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What is a cappuccino's favourite programming language?

Javascript

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the cappuccino have to do when it got home from school?

Foamwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaEks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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A guy walks into a coffee shop, goes the counter and asks, β€œSo what’s the special?” The barista shakes her head, β€œI can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”

The man frowns. β€œWhat do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

β€œA mocha?”

She shakes her head again.

β€œOh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”

She shakes her head.

β€œAn affogato?”

She shakes her head.

The man is getting frustrated at this point. β€œCan you at least give me a clue!?”

The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. β€œOk, the special is in this jar.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œI can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”

The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.

The barista grabs it too.

They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.

The man stares, β€œIt’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”

The barista shrugs, β€œI guess you spilled the beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What kind of coffee do the Hobbits drink?

Frodo Cappuccino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fildo_Daggins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Barista: Could I have a name for your coffee please

Me: Is Mr Cappuccino OK?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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Abraca-dad-bra!

I wanted someone to make me a cappuccino, so I said in a Facebook post announcing, 'Someone make me a cappuccino STAT.' My dad responded with, 'O.K. - you're a cappuccino.'

Proud to be related to that man.

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