A list of puns related to "Cappuccino"
Because his date was latte.
Better latte than never I suppose
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Foamwork.
The man frowns. βWhat do you mean itβs a secret? Whatβs the special today? Is it a latte?β
The barista shakes her head.
βA mocha?β
She shakes her head again.
βOh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?β
She shakes her head.
βAn affogato?β
She shakes her head.
The man is getting frustrated at this point. βCan you at least give me a clue!?β
The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. βOk, the special is in this jar.β
βWhat is it?β
βI canβt tell you. Itβs a secret.β
The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.
The barista grabs it too.
They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.
The man stares, βItβs just been normal coffee this whole time?!β
The barista shrugs, βI guess you spilled the beans.β
Frodo Cappuccino.
Me: Is Mr Cappuccino OK?
I wanted someone to make me a cappuccino, so I said in a Facebook post announcing, 'Someone make me a cappuccino STAT.' My dad responded with, 'O.K. - you're a cappuccino.'
Proud to be related to that man.
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