"Hey, why is the bear waving? Cus he's gotta split!"
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👤︎ u/eggmarie
📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why does batman bruise easily?

Cus he's Bruise Wayne

:D

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📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why was covid not allowed into a bar?

Cus covid 19

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📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?

Cus she never marries the best man

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📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Just finished reading a book about how to make clothes quickly...

It was Sew-Sew!!

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👤︎ u/johiam21
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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The police arrested a group of men at a stand up comedy show

They were charged with manslaughter

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📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why don't cats watch scary movies?

Cus it gives em night-meows!

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📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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What is the world's stupidest capital city?

Dumbass-cus

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📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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My wife thinks I'm colorblind

Cus I'm constantly ignoring the red flags

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📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Me to Dad: Milk has been giving me a cough.

Dad: It's all the extra mooo-cus in your throat.

Took me a few times over to catch it... sigh...

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📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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You must be butter

Cus you're on a roll.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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So two biscuits are walking down the street and one says to the other "where do you live?"

And the other says "I can't tell you, you'll steal my clothes"

Please tell me if you get this. Cus I don't.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Magic
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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overheard At the custard place

A dad was with a big group of kids and a statue at this ice cream/custard/mini golf place was holding an Unidentified object and on of the kids said it looked like poop and the dad said "well it is a cusTURD place"

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👤︎ u/boombotser
📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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