What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Why does batman bruise easily?
Cus he's Bruise Wayne
:D
Why was covid not allowed into a bar?
Cus covid 19
Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?
Cus she never marries the best man
Just finished reading a book about how to make clothes quickly...
It was Sew-Sew!!
The police arrested a group of men at a stand up comedy show
They were charged with manslaughter
Why don't cats watch scary movies?
Cus it gives em night-meows!
What is the world's stupidest capital city?
Dumbass-cus
My wife thinks I'm colorblind
Cus I'm constantly ignoring the red flags
Me to Dad: Milk has been giving me a cough.
Dad: It's all the extra mooo-cus in your throat.
Took me a few times over to catch it... sigh...
So two biscuits are walking down the street and one says to the other "where do you live?"
And the other says "I can't tell you, you'll steal my clothes"
Please tell me if you get this. Cus I don't.
overheard At the custard place
A dad was with a big group of kids and a statue at this ice cream/custard/mini golf place was holding an Unidentified object and on of the kids said it looked like poop and the dad said "well it is a cusTURD place"
