A list of puns related to "Cuss Word"
He's always a cousin
"F-U-C-K, I'll scream ahhhhh!"
"What was that, son?"
"If you see K-ocodile (crocodile), scream, 'AHHHHH!'"
I'll never forget that first day of school when the teacher asked if we knew any other language's
That’s amateur fanity.
My three year old daughter needs help wiping her backside after using the bathroom (#2) sometimes. It's that or she might get a rash... oh, the joys of parenting. My eight year old son was in the hallway.
Son: Dad, why do you need to help [daughter] wipe her butt?
Me: Because she does a shitty job.
(Yes, in the interest of the dad joke, I did say shit to my eight year old. He's heard it before.)
There is profanity. However, pro- is short professional, and very few people actually cuss for a living (like maybe rappers, boxing/wrestling announcers and comedians). I'm sure nobody is getting paid when they stub their toe and let out a big long string of cuss words.
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