Why does Capt Kirk use wet wipes?

Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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How does Capt. Hook wake up in the morning?

He uses an alarm croc!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoctisAlam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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How many ears does Capt Kirk have?

A left ear, a right ear, and the Final Front-ear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dicksubmit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What does Capt. Kirk say when his first mate does something amazing

That was Spocktacular!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newkindathing
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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my dad on retirement

He would always say, "When I retire, the University is going to give me a gold watch with nothing inside it."

"why, dad?"

"Because they've been givin me the works for years!"

I miss him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimjoebob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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