If a bronco is bucking, then what is a fronco?
Trick question — there's no such thing as a fronco.
Bucking tradition, I put my picture in a locket for my best girl...
Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
One Shark bucks latte please
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
I just won a million bucks!
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?
So you can bet your bottom dollar
Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?
How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate
What is the cheapest animal?
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
When is five bucks a lot?
Why do chickens always get fired from jobs?
They always cluck out too early
Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
How much do a pirates earrings cost?
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
I went to an orthodontist that only charged me $1
That's why I have buck teeth
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
I try to make sure I have the noisiest rifle when I go hunting.
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
What can you buy for 20 bucks?
Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line
The Bucs Stop Here!
Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge
Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.
But it was only a buck an ear.
How do you make a million bucks?
What's a chicken's favourite animal?
Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house
How much do pirates pay for corn?
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