If a bronco is bucking, then what is a fronco?

Trick question β€” there's no such thing as a fronco.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/over-lord
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Bucking tradition, I put my picture in a locket for my best girl...

I am so independent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Borskaegel
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Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
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If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made

I'd have lots of doe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slinkadynk
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I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.

Step 1: get a hunting license.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aaanold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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One Shark bucks latte please
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dogzsquadarts
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/svncactus117
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

β€œI can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2021
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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I just won a million bucks!

What am I gonna do with all these deer?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2020
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What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?

"Shoryuken."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bricksnblasters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?

So you can bet your bottom dollar

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?

Isn't that nuts?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wessdude79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step

Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.

Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soba_todoroki
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For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tackdetsamma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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What is the cheapest animal?

A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Only_Survivor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
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Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?

Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AccomplishedHorror0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2021
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If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut

I'd have a lot of doll hairs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haymalb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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When is five bucks a lot?

When you're a hunter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lfantine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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Why do chickens always get fired from jobs?

They always cluck out too early

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wisetvman2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?

Oh, never mind... It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2020
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A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twiglet91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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How much do a pirates earrings cost?

A buck an ear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.

It was a stag party

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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I went to an orthodontist that only charged me $1

That's why I have buck teeth

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2021
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What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dorie30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2021
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/traditionaldrummer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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I try to make sure I have the noisiest rifle when I go hunting.

It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChaosDragoon89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2021
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AliciaTries
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2019
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What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?

100 sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?

More bang for your buck

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/torpedorex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?

Deer Abbey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
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I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devinmoneypenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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What can you buy for 20 bucks?

20 Does.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2019
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Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line

The Bucs Stop Here!

Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redditredemptiontoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.

But it was only a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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How do you make a million bucks?

With a whole lot of doe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whywee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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Fendeer Guitar
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dmum72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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What's a chicken's favourite animal?

Buck

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.

He’ll do anything for a buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAbstainFromSociety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barefoot_bird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/overachievingogre
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